Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Now, On the Lighter Side...

Devin Powell of Inside Science News Service reports the following:
WASHINGTON, D.C. (ISNS) -- The three best visual illusions in the world were chosen at a gathering last weekend of neuroscientists and psychologists at the Naples Philharmonic Center for the Arts in Florida.

The winning entry, from a Bucknell University professor, may help explain why curve balls in baseball are so tricky to hit.

Click on this link to see the animations of the illusions.
The first two are fascinating!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Of California, Beauties and Queens

Now that "The Donald" has held his press conference announcing that Carrie Prejean will be allowed to retain her Miss California title, hopefully this "non-story" will flame out (no pun intended) faster than a match in a hurricane.

As to whether Trump's decision was correct, I don't know. I don't care enough to take the time to read Carrie's contract and decide if she violated it.

However, two things are readily discernible:

1) Had she answered The Question in favor of homosexual marriage, the pictures NEVER would have become an issue.

2) While the Left prattles on about tolerance and free speech, they have no intention of observing that which they demand. Carrie was asked for her "opinion", which she gave quite nicely, with no hint of animosity. However, the Left erupted in a firestorm because she gave the wrong "opinion".
Tolerance doesn't begin until we have a disagreement.
And free speech doesn't mean you have to like it.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Lets Celebrate Freedom!

AP via Foxnews.com
The government will begin taking land from seven property owners so that the Flight 93 memorial can be built in time for the 10th anniversary of the 2001 terrorist attacks, the National Park Service said.
The seven property owners own about 500 acres still needed for what will ultimately be a $58 million, 2,200-acre permanent memorial and national park at the crash site near Shanksville, about 60 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.
Are you freaking kidding me??!?!!!
We're going to STEAL 500 acres of peoples PRIVATE PROPERTY to build a stupid memorial to make a few families feel better about a plane crash??

I hope the property owners and their friends defend their property by force.

How far we've fallen...

Armed Law-abiding Citizen SAVES Lives

Sarah Brady can't deny this one.

Video here courtesy of Front Sight.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Religion of Piece(s)

From Fox News:
The estranged wife of a Muslim television executive feared for her life after filing for divorce last month from her abusive husband, her attorney said — and was found beheaded Thursday in his upstate New York television studio.


'Nuf said.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Just Be Nice...It Might Pay Off

Against all logic and all things of reason, I decided to leave the safe confines of FLA and journey to the North Country for the Christmas holiday.

As with most air travel these days, our flight involved a lay over (in DC), with approximately a 1 hour wait for our connecting flight.
As boarding time approached, it was apparent that our plane was at the gate. The odd part was that the walkway was not pulled up fully to the plane. Hmmm.
There were a few airline employees scurrying around, looking outside, talking on walkie talkies.

Then, suddenly, the dreaded announcement. "Attention please. Flight xxxx has been canceled. Please proceed upstairs to ticketing for assistance."

*Insert mass cattle stampede here*

So, now we're standing in line with a bunch of not-happy people. As you can guess, the negative grumbling continued to grow. Everybody's pissed and more than willing to share their tale of woe.
Yes, it was annoying. Yes it was massively inconvenient. But I decided the lady behind the counter wasn't the cause of the cancellation, and she probably didn't want to see 60 angry people any more than we wanted to be in line, scurrying for a new flight. Making her more angry probably wasn't going to work to my advantage.

I decided to try an unconventional strategy: be polite.

As I approached her station, I greeted her with a "Hi there!". You know, in that subtle tone of voice that says 'We both know neither one of us wants to be here'. We exchanged a few more pleasantries, and I told her "I NEED to get to XXX"

Well, I don't know just what chord I struck with her, but she became the most helpful Customer Service Agent I've ever experienced. She wound up giving me a few options from which to choose, but did get me to my destination the same day.

The icing on the cake? She comped me to First Class, no charge!
Just the way to relax after a frustrating day.

Next time, try NICE. It may just benefit you.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Case Closed

For those of you who thought I had committed sacrilege by questioning George Bush's alleged Christianity, let's hear straight from the horse's, ummm..., mouth (courtesy of Fox News).
Interviewer Cynthia McFadden asked Bush if the Bible was literally true.

"You know. Probably not. ... No, I'm not a literalist, but I think you can learn a lot from it, but I do think that the New Testament for example is ... has got ... You know, the important lesson is 'God sent a son,"' Bush said.

The president also said that he prays to the same God as those with different religious beliefs.


So, for all my Christian brothers who thought he was the 2nd Coming, you've been had.
I rest my case.

Monday, November 17, 2008

A Lone Voice in the Wilderness

The Wall Street Journal brings us this courtesy of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford:
I find myself in a lonely position. While many states and local governments are lining up for a bailout from Congress, I went to Washington recently to oppose such bailouts. I may be the only governor to do so.

But I suspect I'm not entirely alone, as there are a lot of taxpayers who aren't pleased with Christmas coming early for politicians. And I hope these taxpayers make their voices heard before Democrats load up the next bailout train for states with budget deficits.

Already, our nation's unfunded liabilities total $52 trillion -- about $450,000 per household. There's something very strange about issuing debt to solve a problem caused by too much debt.

Community bankers tell me that they are now at a competitive disadvantage for being careful about who to lend to, because others that were less disciplined will get a federal bailout. This is also true for states. Those that have been fiscally responsible will pay for or lose out to the big spenders. California increased spending 95% over the past 10 years (federal spending went up 71% over the same period). To bail out California now seems unfair to fiscally prudent states.

Uh oh...
Economic common sense and clear thought.
Responsibility for actions.

Mr. Sanford presents 4 questions that MUST be answered, regardless of on which side of the Bail-Out question you stand.

I must admit, I'm not familiar with Mr. Sanford. But if he continues to put forth true conservative ideas like this, we just might have a place for him come 2012.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Thought for the Day

VEGETARIAN

Old Indian word for Bad Hunter

IGNORANCE is the Reason

The Barna Group tells us this (via Onenewsnow.com):

Despite Barack Obama's approval of abortion and homosexual activism, new polling by a prestigious Christian research group indicates that the Democratic presidential nominee is making significant inroads among voters who are classified as "born-again" Christians.
According to Dave Kinnaman, president of The Barna Group, born-again Christians voting for Obama say they are backing the Illinois senator because they believe he will do a better job restoring America's reputation and handling the economy and agree with his stance on the Iraq War.

"People in their 20s or 30s who are born-again Christian are more likely to support Senator Obama than Senator McCain, compared to people who are older born-again Christians, who are more likely to support the Arizona senator," he explains. "So, when you look at it, it's a pretty complex set of reasons, and each person comes to this voting decision with their own unique sensibility...


"Their own unique sensibility..." Isn't that warm and fuzzy?!?!

It really isn't a complex set of reasons; its quite simple:
1) They don't know the Bible
2) They don't believe the Bible
3) They attend wishy-washy "relevant", "seeker-sensitive" churches that teach a "social gospel"
4) They lack a basic understanding of the founding principles of this country.

This is not to say McCain is a whole lot better.
Had Christian voters actually paid attention to Biblical principles during the primaries, Ron Paul would be the Republican nominee.
But no, they allow themselves to be brainwashed by the media that he was "unelectible".
So now we have a Global-Socialist and a Extreme Radical Left Wing Nut as the two lead candidates.

God help us. Government surely won't.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

More Real Estate News

Forget all your friends and alleged experts who are telling you NOW is the time to buy.

This tidbit courtesy of Barchart.com:
Mortgage apps – This morning's weekly MBA mortgage applications report showed the third straight sharp decline, thus putting an even weaker light on the US housing market. The overall MBA mortgage applications index this morning fell -11.6%, the purchases sub-index fell -8.5%, and the refinancing sub-index fell -15.4%. The purchases sub-index this morning fell to a 4-year low, which suggests that home buying interest is drying up further.

Simply translated, No Applications = No Loans = No Money = No Buyers = Lower Prices coming soon.

My apologies to all of you trying to sell. If you must sell, take any deal that won't make you loose money.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

So?

Muslim terrorist leaders threatened to forcibly convert Britney Spears and Madonna to Islam and warned if they resist, their heads would be cut off for "spreading Satanic culture," according to a new book released today.

"If I meet these whores I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam," said Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees terror organization.


And the downside of this for America is...???

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The End of Global Warming (Finally!!)

Its been a bad day for the EcoWacos. Two reports came out today that should finally put a stake in the heart of the global warming fraud.

Here's the first:
A major new scientific study concludes the impact of carbon dioxide emissions on worldwide temperatures is largely irrelevant, prompting one veteran meteorologist to quip, "You can go outside and spit and have the same effect as doubling carbon dioxide."

That comment comes from Reid Bryson, founding chairman of the Department of Meteorology at the University of Wisconsin, who said the temperature of the earth is increasing, but that it's got nothing to do with what man is doing.

"Of course it's going up. It has gone up since the early 1800s, before the Industrial Revolution, because we're coming out of the Little Ice Age, not because we're putting more carbon dioxide into the air."

And for more meteorologic fun, try this one:

Don't forget to bundle up if you're headed out in New York City today. After all, it is August 21.

The city along with the rest of the tri-state region is feeling the chilly effect of a cold front sweeping through the region, accompanied by cool rain showers.

As of 4 p.m., the high temperature for the day in Central Park was just 59 degrees.
The normal high for today is 82 degrees. The normal low is 67, still well above what the city is expected to see today. Forecasters say temperatures could warm up to only around 61, which would break a city record, though the high fell back again to 58 degrees at 3 o'clock.

"If this high holds up, it will smash the previous record for the coldest high temperature for the day, which is 64 degrees, set back in 1999," CBS 2 meteorologist Jason Cali told wcbstv.com.
Don't ever forget, the Global Warming Scam is nothing more than a socialist plot to separate you from more of your money via some guilt-driven tax scheme.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Musings on Imus

By now, you should be well aware of the controversy involving talk radio host Don Imus and his ill-conceived comment regarding the Rutgers Womens basketball team and their resemblance to "nappy-headed ho's".
Actually, the "controversy" has come to a head (no pun intended); Imus has been fired from his show by CBS.
No doubt, it was a dumb comment and a poor attempt at humor.

HOWEVER...

I would like to make two observations:

1) Don't ever be taken in to think that the Mainstream Media supports "Free Speech".
What they support is what they consider to be proper speech.

2) Had Imus been young, black and angry, with his baggy shorts down around his knees, exposing his boxers for all the world to see, he would have gotten away with this and much, much worse.
In fact, he would have been offered a recording contract and copious amounts of money, had he been able to perform his comments with a 200 db bass line vibrating everything within 100 yards.

Hypocrites.

I suspect that CBS has done Imus a favor.
I expect him to sign a mega-dollar deal, in all likelihood with XM Satellite Radio to battle Sirius' Howard Stern.
Time will tell.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Disaster Prep

WND reports:
Americans are not only eating up the fall's only two hit network TV shows both dealing with nuclear attacks, they are also showing more interest in preparing for the disasters U.S. officials have characterized as inevitable in the future.
Here's what we learned from Hurricane Katrina:

You can't have too many guns and too much ammo.

Want to make a fortune? Stock up on beer and cigarettes. Those were the hot items.

Practical tip: If "All circuits are busy" when trying to use your cell phone, send a text message. It uses a LOT less bandwidth and will, in all likelihood, get through.

Now when is that next gun show??

See, I Told You So!

Remember back in February, I assailed Rick Warren for being a false shepherd?
(If not see here and here.)

Well, if you thought I was nuts, try this on for size:
In fact, after I called him out last week in my column, Warren e-mailed me claiming to have been misquoted by the official Syrian news agency.

''Joseph, why didn't you contact me first and discover the fact that I said nothing of the sort?'' he pleaded. ''The trip was a favor to my next door neighbor, had nothing to do with policy, and was done with the State Department's knowledge – who told us to expect exactly what Syria did – a PR blast. I don't pretend to be a diplomat. I'm a pastor who just gets invited places.''

I pointed out to Warren that WND had indeed attempted to contact him about his trip. No one from his Saddleback Church ever returned our calls the day the story broke.

''I'm sure since you were warned in advance by the State Department that you took the precaution of recording your own words,'' I suggested in my response. ''We look forward to seeing the transcripts or hearing the recordings.''

I also asked if he could respond specifically to the words put in his mouth by the Syrian news agency. And lastly I suggested that he should have ''counseled with me, or other people knowledgeable about the Middle East before doing so much damage with your reckless trip.''

I really didn't expect to hear back from Warren – but, a few minutes later, I did, with an absolutely stunning retort.

He let me know he is a close friend of President Bush ''and many, if not most, of the generals at the Pentagon.''

He also told me he did not tape anything while in Syria, ''because it was a courtesy call, like I do in every country.''

Warren explained that he had also counseled with the National Security Council and the White House, as well as the State Department, before his little courtesy call for a neighbor.

''In fact,'' Warren added, ''as a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and Oxford Analytica, I might know as much about the Middle East as you.''
A member of the CFR??!??!
The global think tank that leads the march for OneWorld Government??
Like described in the Bible??
Like the AntiChrist is going to use to ascend to power??


Another exemplary "Christian" leader.
I hope his church wakes up and sweeps him out as fast as Ted Haggard's booted him.

End times, folks. End times.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Darwin at Work

A retired priest committed suicide by setting himself on fire in a German monastery in protest at the spread of Islam and the Protestant Church’s inability to contain it.
Guess he showed those terrorists.
Sent them fleeing back to the mountains of Afghanistan.

At least suicide bombers have the sense (usually) to take an enemy or two with them.

Adds New Meaning to Pass the Plate

From MSNBC:
The Rev. Ted Haggard admitted Friday he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a gay prostitute who claims he was paid for drug-fueled trysts by the former head of the National Association of Evangelicals.
Let me be up front: I DO NOT like Ted Haggard. Just his looks give my spirit the creeps. That, however, does not shade my opinion of this:
Shortly after Haggard told reporters outside his home, "I bought it for myself but never used it. I was tempted, but I never used it,”
Before my Christian brethern get all stupid and come running to his defense, how many of you believed Slick Willie when he claimed "I smoked pot but didn't inhale"?
Haggard, 50, said he never had sex with Jones.
This is like a bad rerun..."I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski"
What's next, dark blue, semen stained jockey shorts??
...he said he bought the meth because he was curious.
Uhhh, I don't think so. Curious people by pot. Curious people buy cocaine.
Meth is for the experienced users among us.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Today's Thought

There is room for all of God's creatures.

Right next to the mashed potatoes.


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

IQ Test

From EW.com :
The international press won't get their first look at the documentary Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing until its gala premiere at the Toronto Film Festival tonight. But EW.com got an early look at the sure-to-be-controversial doc in Los Angeles and can attest that the film will continue to bring the (ex?) country trio more plaudits from progressives and further condemnation from conservatives. And if you think singer Natalie Maines had some harsh words for President Bush in public, wait till you hear what she had to say about him behind the scenes.

In one memorable scene, Maines watches news footage of the president being interviewed about the furor that followed the singer's on-stage comment that she was ''ashamed the President of the United States is from Texas,'' which resulted in the group being dropped from most radio stations, as well as protests and plummeting sales. ''The Dixie Chicks are free to speak their mind,'' Bush told Tom Brokaw at the time, adding, ''They shouldn't have their feelings hurt just because some people don't want to buy their records when they speak out. You know, freedom is a two-way street.''

After watching this footage, Maines repeats the president's comment about how the group shouldn't have their ''feelings hurt,'' incredulous, and then says, ''What a dumb f---.'' She then looks into the camera, as if addressing Bush, and reiterates, ''You're a dumb f---.''
Now, I don't make any claim to knowing George Bush's intelligence status.
But if your verbal outbursts get you pulled off radio stations, concerts get cancelled and record sales plummet, AND you continue to shoot your mouth off some more, the last thing I would do is question ANYONE's intelligence status.
Initially, sisters Emily Robison and Martie Seidel seem downcast over their apparently nose-diving popularity, but Maines assures them, ''I think this is better for our career.'' And when whether to stay quiet or get their backs up becomes an issue, the singer jokes, ''Now that we've f---ed ourselves, I think we have a responsibility to continue to f--- ourselves,'' amid gales of laughter.
I rest my case.