I would like to take this opportunity to wish all the Left-sided Gas Bags 'Happy Anniversary'. Its been one year since the events at Abu Ghraib.
To commemorate this date, the alcohol-preserved Gas Bag, Ted Kennedy, saw fit to issue an incoherent diatribe today. When his Senate career is over (which I hope is soon), Teddy can get a job as a spokesman for Osama bin Laden.
In the spirit of reconciliation, I am calling on my friends and fellow members of the VastRightWingConspiracy, to send an Anniversary gift to your favorite Leftie.
Suggestions for appropriate gifts include:
dog collar and leash (preferably the spiked ones)
black hood (silk)
jumper cables
digital camera (so they can record their personal atrocities)
Please note: if you are sending a gift to Ted Kennedy, please select from the following:
life jacket or other flotation device
map of Martha's Vineyard, so he doesn't make another wrong turn
gift certificate for creative writing lessons, so he can come up with a better story
(If you're too young to know what I'm talking about, here's a Google for Mary Jo Kopechne)
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