Pass the Half & Half

Hopefully, this will shut up the Food Nazis:

Coffee is likely to contribute far more antioxidants to the British diet than fruit and vegetables.
The evidence comes from the United States where scientists measured the antioxidant content of more than 100 different food items, including vegetables, fruits, nuts, spices, oils and beverages.
Coffee - caffeinated and decaffeinated - emerged as easily the biggest source of antioxidants.

Time to go buy some Snickerdoodle!