Wednesday, October 20, 2004

I'm Sorry, I Can't Pass This One Up!

Well, she's at it again! USA Today posts this interview with that intellectual heavyweight, Teresa Heinz Ketchup.
Q: You'd be just the second first lady who was born abroad, the first who had two foreign parents. Do you think that causes Americans any pause?

A: Well, Americans who pause probably don't know history very well, because we are all from somewhere. We are continually being from somewhere. And in such a young country as this — it's not like we're talking, you know, old Europe. We are constantly renewing our energy and our knowledge and our heart and our soul, enriched like no other country in that sense. And to fear that or disparage that I don't think is American. And I never hear that out there.
Oh God, my ribs are starting to hurt from laughing! "...we are all from somewhere. We are continually being from somewhere." Like where?...freaking MARS??? If I stop laughing, I'll edit this and insert a comment/analysis.
Q: You'd be different from Laura Bush?

A: Well, you know, I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good. But I don't know that she's ever had a real job — I mean, since she's been grown up. So her experience and her validation comes from important things, but different things. And I'm older, and my validation of what I do and what I believe and my experience is a little bit bigger — because I'm older, and I've had different experiences. And it's not a criticism of her. It's just, you know, what life is about.
I checked Teresa's resume...under occupation it states: I write checks for money I did absolutely nothing to earn, payable to far left fringe socialist and communist organizations, attempting to undermine the foundations of the US.

I hope all you stay-at-home Moms realize you've just been relegated to 2nd class citizenship, because you "never had a real job-I mean since you've been grown up".

By the way Teresa, your imaginary validation is bigger, because your ego is obviously unchecked.

If this is the woman John Kerry chose to marry, what does that say about his decision-making abilities? Lord help us.

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